The fact that Alice bought my domain.  Yeah, I could have bought it myself, but I don’t work that way want people to give me things for free.  She had no right.  It’s my name, cocksuckers.  I’m entitled to every domain that has my last name.

Mark my words, ALICE, I’m going to get GoDaddy to give me that site you don’t deserve it.  You don’t know what you got yourself into when Pacione gets mad heads roll.  I’m going to use you for a football.  Alice, I’ll go to your house and give you an atomic wedgie. This makes me so mad, like the time someone did this to my drawing.